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Post by VanillaJen on Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:40 am

Anyone got good jokes? post them here!
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Re: Any Good Jokes?

Post by shineinei on Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:43 am

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch" Very Happy
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Post by VitaminWater on Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:46 am


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Post by VanillaJen on Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:57 am

OMG I WANT THAT SHIRT LOL
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Post by VitaminWater on Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:57 pm

I wish I had a shirt like that too.

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Post by shineinei on Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:46 pm

thats a funny shirt where did u find that image
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Post by VitaminWater on Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:10 pm

Google is everyone's friend!

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Post by ahwei on Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:22 pm

in eskimo
a penguin was at there
and then
he pull all his skin
then he say
wow !
so cold ~

then
another bear saw it
and he doesn't trust the penguin
he also pull all his skin
then he said
wow
so cold ~
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Post by shineinei on Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:35 pm

-_- i dont think there is a place called eskimo..
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Post by VanillaJen on Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:58 pm

i dont get the eskimo joke xD i think im really slow lool
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Post by VitaminWater on Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:33 pm

I don't get it either, it's really confusing. Question

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Post by ahwei on Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:49 am

oh..
._.
actually
it just a "COLD" joke
;x
very cold
;x
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Post by wpChin90 on Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:48 pm

hhaahahaa not JOKE NOT FUN

just felt cold ......

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Post by wpChin90 on Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:58 pm

Once apon a time , Nettie(Bush) walking in the free market for nothing, taking care of honorable rock ( the Highest Tower in Nettie's MS). Suddenly here come an aeroplane with Osama's Terrorist inside the plane move towards to tower and crash on it. Nettie(Bush) face suddenly from preety snow white changing to Black like 包青天(Bao Qin Tian) . Then his skin cannot change to white again . therefore he is no longer the minister in Nettie's Server. Osama be the next minister in the Server. Muhahahhaa FataL guild (the terrorist) take over the bush army ......... Osama Rox

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Post by Jimmeh on Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:19 pm

Lol . Lame story ._.
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Post by ahwei on Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:58 pm

urs one also not joke ._.
urs one become lame story
xD
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Post by VanillaJen on Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:06 am

i dont get the story ._.;
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Post by shineinei on Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:18 am

that story was weird and just a "reanactment" of 9-11
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Post by ahwei on Sat Jul 12, 2008 11:10 pm

roar..
ahahah
he is always think that he is an army
and going become a president one days
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Post by wpChin90 on Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:36 am

lolx is it really a Deadly Lame story ..... this is common sense if you feel my story is lame... because i am making lame story ... Wow i am success ...

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Post by VitaminWater on Sat Jul 19, 2008 10:39 am

I don't get the story either. You guys should make more simple jokes. Shocked

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Post by xXMysticalXx on Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:27 am

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?

We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.

The amazed father asks: 'It's how much?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, and one of Ken's Friends...

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Post by VanillaJen on Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:30 pm

LOL i loved that joke xD
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Post by ĞisappointeĞ on Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:36 pm

omg .. osama is lame story !! =DDD
ahwei story cold -.- afro
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Post by limehmh on Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:30 pm


I'm not the kind who has lots of joke in my 'pocket', anyway this joke is from a drama that I recently watched.

There was two elderly couple, the old man wanted to do something different for their valentine's day, so he decided to copy us, youngsters. He decided to have a candle light dinner with his partner...

Old man: Dear, everything is ready except for one important stuff.
Woman: Flowers?
Old man: No.
Woman: Candles?
Old man: No.
Woman: Music?
Old man: No.
Woman:Table Cloth?
Old man: NO!
Old man: It's the dinner lah old one..Go prepare it!

~Haha!~


Hopefully tickles you a little ^^
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